carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
carpe jugulum- go for the throat!
Carpe Carp= Seize the fish.
Carpe carpet = seize the rug.
Darren and Lea at the set Of Glee today (Sept, 28th, 2014)
Umm it’s not September 28th yet
what do you call a dictionary on drugs
If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you
I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it