qswoas:

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

#science

theblacklacedandy:

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

teenssfromhell:

an autobiography

teenssfromhell:

an autobiography

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

handjob:

badparent:

i feel like everyone on this website is following tumblr user handjob except me omfg

that means my plan is working, be prepared >:)

handjob:

badparent:

i feel like everyone on this website is following tumblr user handjob except me omfg

that means my plan is working, be prepared >:)

snorlaxatives:

me in the club

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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starbucksgod:

OMG

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

humorous:

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

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